New BusiWork App Disrupts Productivity

Today’s hyperactive business climate is all about omnichannel focus. That’s why you need the new BusiWork app from Xtrinsic Technology Solutions!

Today’s hyperactive business climate is all about omnichannel focus. You’re tasked with flexing user engagement while also aggregating storytelling influencers at the top of the funnel. You don’t have time to figure out what any of that means. You just need to get shit done in a way that will impress people with your “edginess” (like writing “get shit done” in a product release).

That’s why you need the new BusiWork app from Xtrinsic Technology Solutions! With BusiWork, you can:

  • Schedule multiple meetings at the same time.
  • Continually interrupt your creative flow with rote tasks.
  • Track your misspent time and diminished productivity with a single convenient dashboard.
  • Fill out an infinite number of required (yet irrelevant) fields before posting a completed job.
  • Respond to alerts that have nothing to do with you.
  • Look important.
  • Eliminate your sense of purpose.

BusiWork relentlessly integrates with every other piece of over-engineered software for seamless procrastination. Since it’s mobile, you can carry that I-accomplished-nothing-of-value-today feeling with you into the car and all the way home. And it’s fully shareable to enable clusters!

Upgrade to BusiWork+, and you also get our proprietary GroupDecision feature that blocks consensus and extends lead time by up to 10x, along with our RandomPivot function guaranteed to drive stakeholders into the ground.

 

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