While we’d never pretend to be doctors, we can speak (and write) fluently about a wide range of medical conditions. But as we’ve learned the hard way, this does not make for good dinner party conversation. Even our doctor friends are like, “Enough about alien hand syndrome.* You probably just have carpal tunnel from all your writing. Can we please talk about something else?” OK, fine.
* Yes, that’s a real thing, and no we don’t actually have it.