‘Duck Dynasty’ Hallmark Cards? Seriously?
There are times in life when one feels hopelessly out of touch with pop culture. Like when I saw this Hallmark display in a CVS. Are people actually giving loved ones greeting cards featuring members of the Duck Dynasty? I’m so confused …

"Happy birthday, honey. Please enjoy this card featuring Phil Robertson, patriarch of the Duck Dynasty. I love you so much."
And now who wants to be THAT person who walks up to the cash register with one of these in hand? Oh my…